Gustav Vigeland, Kneeling Man Embracing a Standing Woman
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
welcome to australia. bring earplugs for your children.
Fuck that shit, the little cunts can buy their own.
fuck me backwards with a telegraph pole
Oi, fuck face
try saying: i quit!
The other day me and my boyfriend were making out in the front seat of his truck and I was on top of him and I see this car drive by out the back window and he sees me on top of him and I’m just like okay and he passes. Then I see the same car come back in reverse and he stops and takes a picture and gives me a thumbs up #awk
So what you’re saying is, Leonardo DiCaprio is doing it on purpose.
sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me
my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”
This way of thinking really needs to stop. Women can supports themselves just as much as men can now. And it’s not okay for men to “marry rich,” so why is it okay for women to do it?
greetings friend i am boy
best plot twist in history.
if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else
best day of his life
”are you seriously wearing no makeup?” “thats why you look tired” “you let yourself go” “your hair looked prettier before you cut it” “your boobs and butt arent big enough” “wow your thighs” “are those scars” “you’d be prettier if-“
Get ready for the Disney movies, people.
So I’m reading the article and then this:
For example, there is the tale of a maiden who escapes a witch by transforming herself into a pond. The witch then lies on her stomach and drinks all the water, swallowing the young girl, who uses a knife to cut her way out of the witch.
German fairytales are so brutal. (I love that)
Downloaded it and am going to translate a few
gurl do you speak spanish because i think you are
microsoft word old man dog thing