poehlerization:

wise words from a character who was once sued by the san diego zoo

justonemoment:

dannycarter:

russianmadness:

thefaceofbro:

jagged1:

discopeanut:

bansand:

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

i’M LAUGHING SO HARD

buildabitchworkshop:

latteos:

I love waking up to new messages in the morning

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moncube:

paperbeatsscissors:

trigger words.

I don’t understand the jean… oh

veephil:

my-wayward-captain:

nick fury tho I’m crying

Shut your whore mouth Bruce

cheekily:

uvuu:

certainslantedlight:

lonelywhiteasian:

uvuu:

why is it called “coming out of the closet”? what were u doing in the closet anyway?? 

sucking cock

not to be racist but my best friend is gay and i do not think she would appreciate that comment.

since when is homosexuality a race 

She said she wasn’t being racist do you even read

generationofmodifications:

when someone doesn’t think you speak spanish

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robbiebaldwin:

yellow-dress:

teratomarty:

one-angry-liberal:

sonofbaldwin:

The so-called “pro-life” movement’s philosophy.

One of the best political cartoons that I’ve seen. 

You know what pisses me off about this?  Really, REALLY pisses me off?  That’s George (H.W.) Bush holding that umbrella.  He was president 1981-1989.  Do you get that?  
It means that the right have not budged an inch on their ridiculous pro-foetus, anti-actual-persons position in THIRTY GODDAMN YEARS. We should not still be having this argument! Thirty year old political cartoons should be bafflingly opaque, not crystal clear!

^ Reblogging again for that comment.

I agree with the sentiment, but not the chronology. 1981-1989 was Ronald Reagan, not George H.W. Bush, who was President from 1989-1993. 

robbiebaldwin:

yellow-dress:

teratomarty:

one-angry-liberal:

sonofbaldwin:

The so-called “pro-life” movement’s philosophy.

One of the best political cartoons that I’ve seen. 

You know what pisses me off about this?  Really, REALLY pisses me off?  That’s George (H.W.) Bush holding that umbrella.  He was president 1981-1989.  Do you get that?  

It means that the right have not budged an inch on their ridiculous pro-foetus, anti-actual-persons position in THIRTY GODDAMN YEARS. We should not still be having this argument! Thirty year old political cartoons should be bafflingly opaque, not crystal clear!

^ Reblogging again for that comment.

I agree with the sentiment, but not the chronology. 1981-1989 was Ronald Reagan, not George H.W. Bush, who was President from 1989-1993. 

morelikebabedylan:

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

disneyismyescape:

i’m logging out

when i was younger i didn’t see the big deal really, but after years and years and really understanding happened, i can see why that reaction happened. i’d be pretty pissed if i was her father and the rest of the tribe too.

miss-banshee-bones:

And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.

😐😭