blogilates:

Guys I just made the MOST AMAZING CHILI ever!! I glanced at a few recipes but this one was made entirely by trial and error - though there literally was no error in making this! It just kept tasting better and better as I added more ingredients. You’ve got to try this!

AMAZING CHILI (serves 6-8)

2 cans tomato sauce
2 fresh jalapeño peppers
2 cups fresh sugar plum tomatoes
1 can kidney beans
16 oz of lean ground turkey
2-3 fresh bell peppers
1 big sweet onion
1 handful of cilantro, chopped (this is the key!)
1 tsp cumin
1/2 tsp salt
4 packets of stevia
Black pepper to taste

Sauté the vegetables first in a big pot with some EVOO. Then add in the tomato sauce. Then the meat. Boil until everything is all cooked. When done, serve in a bowl and too with some chopped green onion! It is perfection!!

If you make this tag #cheapcleaneats! You will absolutely love it! So healthy and yummy! Perfect for fall.

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

did-you-kno:

Sea turtles are one of the earth’s most ancient animals. The oldest turtle fossil dates back 215 million years- that’s 150 million years before dinosaurs became extinct. Slow and steady wins the survival race.  Source

did-you-kno:

Sea turtles are one of the earth’s most ancient animals. The oldest turtle fossil dates back 215 million years- that’s 150 million years before dinosaurs became extinct. Slow and steady wins the survival race. Source

serpentenema:

tocinobebe:

my friend has this weird knockoff Winnie the Pooh blanket and it’s the most menacing thing i’ve ever seen

Thats not honey

serpentenema:

tocinobebe:

my friend has this weird knockoff Winnie the Pooh blanket and it’s the most menacing thing i’ve ever seen

Thats not honey

I wish I had the ‘wow’ effect on someone.
(via soulsscrawl)

kitty-latte:

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE

finejeeze:

pikoloid:

pikoloid:

today i sprained my foot in the worse way possible. i slipped on a yugioh card in my room (a bunch actually since i was sorting them). this is it. yugioh will be the death of me

update: it turns out i didn’t twist/sprain my foot. we went to the nurses and i had fractured it appparently. duel monsters broke my foot. yugioh broke my foot. yugioh ruined my life (here’s a picture of the  cast)image

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Somehow playing a card game has caused me to become severely injured.

plasticbagvevo:

lameust:

plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

following back  

i’m going to microwave you next

"Gender Roles" April Carrión by Josh Anton

distraction:

goodmorningpunpun:

why does no one talk about the movie Sky High

I love that movie